Saturday, 6 October 2018

An imaginary conversation between 'yan tasha and Atlanta professor!

If you remove the title “Associate professor” from that man that is hiding in Atlanta, there’s no any difference between him and physical thugs you see in your towns who abuse everybody and respect nobody.
The only difference between ‘dan tasha’ who can have PhD in disrespect, insults, and abuses if there’s one and that ‘professor’ who writes from Atlanta is that one disguises himself to be intellectually superior to one, and boast that he has a PhD which the lack, and he usually reminds them that is academically licensed and qualified to throw pungent insults at everyone in the name of constructive criticism.
He intimidates them and displays his ‘outstanding graduating student’ who topped his class and again intimidate them with his pinned MSc, PhD from the least ranking universities at ‘abroad’, in far away the United States of America. The country which in the little knowledge they have they see everybody as superhuman, intellectually composed and can do what they cannot.
When they visit his Twitter profile they’ll be utterly afraid to dare challenge his constant and arrant frivolity because they’ve seen pinned and attached PhD to his name and they have huge respect for those who attained the height of PhD. Why? Because there’s a sense in which they expect to see some difference between a local man and the one who achieved academic excellence and was finally rewarded PhD. But sadly they don’t know that not everybody that has PhD is educated some are just credentialed!
Some of them always try to object his trifle and excessive boring vitriol but they are reminded that they are not qualified to do so cos they are unable to write error-less English, with that they are ruled and relegated to an ignorant and unintelligent class that have nothing to offer.
If they try to enter the house through the window since they are blocked from entering through the door. I mean if they try to return the insults he constantly and repeatedly throws at them, he tells them he’s the only one that is permitted and licensed to insult. He will add in their souvenir suitcase some kind of insults which they have never heard in all the years they have lived.
When they mulled and discussed that in their entire life they haven’t seen a “Professor” who throw insults anyway anyhow and who has insults at the top valued merchandise he trades with, and who revere and admire insults words and use them in the blink of an eye, they’re told that he’s a wordsmith and grammarian and moreover and most importantly the words he uses are English words, the effect is different when you use the words in Hausa Language!

Saturday, 23 June 2018

The lawmakers I don't want to see their foot never again at the Senate in the coming general elections are:

1. Dino Melaye - the senator always ranting on the floor of the Senate without making any impactful contribution to his constituents who elected him, his Yahaya Bello's phobia has bottlenecked his propitious little projects he does. What he fits best is drama or comedy, he should go back to continue dancing and singing the song he co-produced.
2. Isah Misau Bauchi - you can't even begin to comprehend how the senator finds himself in the upper chamber. The man doesn't totally understand what politics and representing people is all about, you cannot see the man contributing his thoughts during debates of national importance, what he is very good at is presenting his personal never-ending vendetta against the IG of police and his intense cabalistic syndrome at the Senate during sessions. You can just conclude the man is amongst the people who enter politics to make money not to represent their people.
3. Shehu Sani - the easiest way for the senator to lose his senatorial seat is to gamble his seat for that of Governor Elrufa'i. Even though I like the twitter senator because he contributes a lot to debates at the Senate but he performs below average to the people of his constituency.
His abiding fighting with Malam Nasir Elrufa'i has made his presence at the Senate inconsequential. The things you'll see every day related to the senator is his ambitions of unseating the governor of his state and mostly his satirical and metaphorical jabberwocky - not youth and women empowerment from the senator, boreholes drills or adding two-classroom blocks to an existing school in spite of the allotted constituency projects allowances and the 13 million running cost that the senator whistle-blown a few months ago. The only thing I have seen the senator did with that scandalous huge amount of money was distributing radio sets to his people as empowerment. Na your akata accent they go chop?
4. All those old-cargo politicians that have little to nothing to offer, recycled former governors that seek refuge at the Senate to prevent their prosecution and the senators that hold us ransom since the returning of our democracy who do nothing but to sleep and warm seats, when the budget time comes the only thing they specialise on is ramping up their budget to suit their financial greed, their ideas are obsolete and analogue in this fast-changing digital world, we need to see new faces with fresh ideas.